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[Teksura] I got a great Anecdote for you.
[Teksura] Today I was at College, and I was with a good freind of mine. She has been there for me for the past year and has given me all the Doctor Who fadnom I could ask for
[Teksura] Today I went to give her a ride home because I am just that nice a guy
[Teksura] So, as we are on the way to my car, random freshman stops us
[Teksura] Aparently, he knew me from high school, but I have no idea who the heck he is.
[Teksura] Well, he starts talking about stuff that I like to pretend never happened, stuff that you only bring up if you want to make someone embarrassed
[Teksura] So, suddenly, I get one of my trademark cunning plans
[Teksura] I pull $20 from my wallet and say "Look, I don't know who you are, but seeing as you only want to talk about things that you know I don't ever want spoken, I'll give you $20 if you go away."
[Teksura] He agrees and reaches for the $20
[Teksura] "Nono, you haven't gone away yet. You're still here.

I will give you the $20 after you go away."
[Teksura] So he says "OK" walks off.
[Teksura] I pocket my $20 and take my friend to my car befroe he figures out what I just did.




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