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[TheShadowHunter] I wish I wore an eyepatch
[TheShadowHunter] itd give me that air of mystery that the ladies find irresistible
[Saria] Ahahaha
[Saria] Wtf
[Saria] Yeah, eyepatches ttoally up teh sekz0r fact0r
[TheShadowHunter] psssh you say that now
[TheShadowHunter] but wait till youre milling around at a party
[TheShadowHunter] and all of a sudden the doors open and I walk in wearing a tux and an eyepatch
[TheShadowHunter] and persons gasp
[TheShadowHunter] and an uncomfortable buzz fills the room as persons try to return to their former joviality
[TheShadowHunter] "I heard he lost that eye defending an orphanage from a killer!
"
[TheShadowHunter] "I heard he lost it deep in the amazon!
"
[TheShadowHunter] "Hes so mysterious!
"
[TheShadowHunter] "So sexy!
"
[TheShadowHunter] and all the ladies would want me
[TheShadowHunter] till I tell them I was running with silverware and stabbed myself in the eye with a fork




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