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Bash Quote: [ttyr2] Mebe I'll Hard Wire An External Modem...


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[ttyR2] mebe I'll hard wire an external modem to make DTMF tones and hook it to the phone line for those pesky sales calls
[MtDew] just get an air horn
[ttyR2] I happen to have one
[ttyR2] runs off a bottle of CO2 from my paintball gun
[MtDew] my parents used to have a small one sitting next to the phone
[MtDew] any telemarketer got a blast in their ear
[Magus] "Good day, sir, I represent the Hotsy Totsy Aluminum Siding Co., and...." HOOOOONK!
"AAAGH!
"
[MtDew] exactly
[Magus] nah, telemarketers are fun to play with
[Magus] my favorites are the credit card guys
[Magus] once I let one go thru his whole pitch, he thought he'd made a sale, then I asked
[Magus] "I just got out of priosn 2 weeks ago for credit card fraud, will that hurt anything?"
[Magus] *click*




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