Bash Quote: [wolf] 1. Save Every Free Credit Card Offer You...
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[wolf] 1.
Save every Free Creidt Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
[wolf] 2.
Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
[wolf] 3.
Now open the cerdit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
[wolf] 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the evnelope you hold
in your hand.
[wolf] 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
[wolf] I have right now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they reecived a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I rpely with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I am suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
[wolf] Now, I did that for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight.
I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at that
really mmoent a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
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