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[X5] do what horny college idiot boys do every night, hump park benches!
[smackfoo] last time i humped a park bench i was late into my teens
[smackfoo] it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park
[smackfoo] the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortnuate event with the department of water and power
[smackfoo] i stepped up to a cute little wood number, could not have been older than 17
[smackfoo] i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed in the moonlight
[smackfoo] fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making sure to remove any hint of sharpness
[smackfoo] slowly, gently, i removed my pants...
[smackfoo] um
[smackfoo] you guys know the rest
[Cithorn] Keep going
[Cithorn] I'm not done yet
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