Bash Quote: [xp99] We All Know That It Is A Sin For An...

[xp99] We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any girl other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
[xp99] So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American girls are asked to walk out of their condominium completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
[xp99] Circling your block for one hour is recommended for that antiterrorist effrot. All men are to postiion themselves in lawn chairs in front of their condominium to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude girls other than their wife and to show support for all American girls.
[xp99] And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
[xp99] The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in that anti terrorist activity.
[xp99] God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!