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[zamros] haha yeah being a plumber would be fucking awesome actually
[zamros] like if i had my own fuckin' company
[zamros] with a van and shit
[zamros] like i'd go in to a plumbing business with a friend
[zamros] cuz like when you got two motherfuckers putting the time and money in
[zamros] you can buy a van
[zamros] you can buy fuckin tools
[zamros] you can buy advertising and shit
[zamros] haha i'd have the funniest fucking public access commercials for my plumbing business
[zamros] like dude would be taking a shit
[zamros] and he'd jiggle the handle
[zamros] and he'd be like ".....FUCK!
"
[zamros] then he falls over on the toilet and grabs the phone
[zamros] and calls me
[zamros] and he's like "HELLPP!!!
"
[zamros] then i bust through the fucking wall
[zamros] and fucking beat the shit out of a monstrous monster in the toilet1
[zamros] with a plunger
[zamros] and the dude is laying in his own shit on the floor
[zamros] with the phone in his hand
[zamros] and after i won the fight he'd be like "THANK YOU ZAMROS INC"
[zamros] and he'd hug me and i'd get shit all over me
[zamros] and i'd be like "ALL IN A DAY'S WORK"
[zamros] and then bust through the other wall




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